{"product_id":"i-didnt-murder-anyone-today-vinyl-sticker","title":"I Didn't Murder Anyone Today Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"margin-left: 27.0pt; mso-add-space: auto;\"\u003eCongratulations, you made it through another day without committing a felony! Now that deserves an award. You woke up today and did NOT choose violence!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-left: 27.0pt; mso-add-space: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-left: 27.0pt; mso-add-space: auto;\"\u003eThis cheeky sticker features bold red-and-black rosette ribbon design proudly declaring, “I Didn’t Murder Anyone Today.” Perfect for those who keep their dark humor alive (and everyone else alive too).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-left: 27.0pt; mso-add-space: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-left: 27.0pt; mso-add-space: auto;\"\u003eMeasuring 3 inches, this premium sticker is waterproof and sassy, ready to grace the tumbler that may or may not have a little bit of adult beverage in it! Whether you’re rewarding yourself for showing restraint at work, surviving another group chat, or just adulting without violence, this sticker is your daily reminder that you’re doing great, sweetie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-left: 27.0pt; mso-add-space: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"margin-left: 27.0pt; mso-add-space: auto;\"\u003eA hilarious gift for coworkers, friends with a twisted sense of humor, or anyone who deserves a little sarcastic recognition for surviving humanity one day at a time.\u003cspan style=\"background: red; mso-highlight: red;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mixtape your Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50105277841641,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0706\/2595\/1977\/files\/MIXTAPEIDIDN_TMURDERANYONETODAYSTICKER1.jpg?v=1771373651","url":"https:\/\/andersonvillegalleria.myshopify.com\/products\/i-didnt-murder-anyone-today-vinyl-sticker","provider":"Andersonville Galleria","version":"1.0","type":"link"}