{"product_id":"clippy-vinyl-sticker","title":"Clippy Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"margin-left: 27.0pt; mso-add-space: auto;\"\u003eRemember everyone's favorite (or most hated?) little animated paperclip helper from the late ‘90s that always popped up when you least needed it? He’s back and he’s got something to say!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-left: 27.0pt; mso-add-space: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-left: 27.0pt; mso-add-space: auto;\"\u003eThese funny NSFW vinyl stickers feature everyone’s favorite retro desktop assistant reimagined with a wicked sense of humor. Choose from two versions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-left: 27.0pt; mso-add-space: auto;\"\u003eShady Clippy: “It looks like you’re a dumb bitch. Would you like help with that?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-left: 27.0pt; mso-add-space: auto;\"\u003ePervy Clippy: “It looks like you’ve been jerking off to porn instead of working. Clippy likes to watch.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-left: 27.0pt; mso-add-space: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-left: 27.0pt; mso-add-space: auto;\"\u003eEach sticker measures 3 inches, printed on glossy waterproof vinyl that’s perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or your office monitor (for maximum chaos if you choose to risk a HR warning LOL)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-left: 27.0pt; mso-add-space: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-left: 27.0pt; mso-add-space: auto;\"\u003eA must-have for anyone who loves 1990s tech nostalgia, dark humor, or retro computer aesthetics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-left: 27.0pt; mso-add-space: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"margin-left: 27.0pt; mso-add-space: auto;\"\u003eWarning: For adults with a sense of humor (not safe for HR departments)\u003cspan style=\"background: red; mso-highlight: red;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mixtape your Life","offers":[{"title":"Pervy Clippy","offer_id":50105517342953,"sku":null,"price":4.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Snarky Clippy","offer_id":50105517900009,"sku":null,"price":4.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0706\/2595\/1977\/files\/MIXTAPE_PERVY_CLIPPY_STICKER.jpg?v=1770496648","url":"https:\/\/andersonvillegalleria.myshopify.com\/products\/clippy-vinyl-sticker","provider":"Andersonville Galleria","version":"1.0","type":"link"}